sVck: A Ridiculously Raunchy, Sexy, Romantic Comedy–With Vampires!

Savannah has loads to juggle as a college freshman, but now that she’s a vampire, everything royally sucks! It’s a lot to swallow but she doesn’t want to hurt anyone, and she doesn’t want to blow it…or does she?

Her best friend Phil uses his head and comes up with an alternative food source. You see, men have a particular weakness, and she intends to get what she needs before everything goes down!

Do you get it?

Not only does she need to eat, but she’s got a crazy stalker vampire who wants to spend eternity with her, and a squad of vampire-hunters wants to drive a stake through her heart!  

Will their unorthodox plan work, or is she doomed to live as a bloodsucking denizen of the underworld? Find out what happens in sVck, the first of the Quick Bites series. You’ll be glad you did!